3 Doors Down Trump Good Taste For Inauguration Bullshittery

3 Doors Down Trump themselves. America’s answer to Nickelback – is headlining Donald Trump’s inauguration celebration. Also playing at the party for America’s “Kryptonite” will be Toby Keith, Jon Voight, Jennifer Holliday, DJ Ravidrums, The Piano Guys, Tim Rushlow, Larry Stewart, Marty Roe, and Lee Greenwood. No, we don’t who most of these people are either.

It’s pretty obvious to most of us that America hit its cultural peak around 1999/2000, when bands like Limp Bizkit, The Backstreet Boys, and 3 Doors Down were topping the charts. That’s why it makes total sense for a couple of Slick Willy Clinton administration chart toppers to be headlining Trump’s inauguration celebration. So when news was passed down today about who exactly would appear at the event, it came as not much of a surprise to us.  

Titled “The Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration”, the event boasts a decidedly right sounding set of musicians who were most popular – the few we recognize – when America was great, apparently during the Clinton and Nixon administrations. Maybe the state of America should be no laughing matter, but it’s hard to see anything not amusing about a 3 Doors Down-led celebration. The only question remaining is whether Obama or America are Superman.

Either way, it seems as if we are up for some interesting changes in the next coming years, when Coachella ends up headlined by reunions of those on top of the 90s emo and alt rock scenes. But at the very least, maybe a Matchbox 20 reunion will lead to a Santana set – if he’s allowed in.

The celebration takes place on Thursday, January 19th. For those who would rather attend a concert that actually might do some good.The National and Common will play a free concert hosted by Planned Parenthood and All Access also on January 19th in Washington D.C. entitled Show Up! The concert will begin at 7 pm at the 9:30 Club.

If you don’t really remember the song that helped 3 Doors Down Trump Good taste the first time, click below to when America was blah blah blah…

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